Friday, July 8

ABSOLUTE HUNK

Jay:  words cannot describe his hunk-ness.  In his prime 32, bulging biceps, washboard abs and his eyes.... oh my godness - I'm like cheese on a hot pan every time he looks at me.  May I add, he is the absolute hotness and the absolute cool.  GAP should hire him to model their next collection.  He hits the gym 7days a week - hence the broad muscular chest and shoulders.  Ok, I should stop!  Jay comes with a sexy English accent; it felt as though I was hunk-spelled.  Just when I thought there is only 1 English hunk - David Gandy.   I couldn't make eye contact and I can't remember a thing Jay said.  I was busy composing myself, wondering if my hair is in place, if there is a piece of coriander stuck in my teeth and searching for a 2nd pair of lungs.  I'd line up smart questions and when I say them out loud, all went astray and stupid.  Friday night with Jay was a total bust and I just want to crawl into a cave.  I'd love to see him again but I need to prep-up with a bit of meditation mantra yoga.

Tobias: when we met he was just 27.  German with washboard abs and comes a smile that could cure cancer.  Can't remember much about the times we spent together but we had the best of times.  I'd melt every time he smiles and now I smile every time I think of him.  And I think of him fondly!

I am blessed to have met these absolute hunks but will I be able to handle the next hunk?  Or should I just settle for the average Joe? 

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